Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Jurassic World Trailer Breakdown

It's happening again. Scientists are messing with genetics and movie studios are making sequels they don't need to. And apparently we live in a world where everything leaks early. The official trailer for Jurassic World is already out and here it is!

And now on to the breakdown!

The trailer starts with a couple of parents dropping their kids off at the boat dock.

And apparently they've seen the previous movies because they offer the ominous advice of "If something chases you, run..."

The kids travel by boat...

And then by monorail to Jurassic World. The design is a nice nod to the gates in the original movie.

The park has been open for some time. And it looks like the dinosaurs are allowed to roam freely with tourists able to be in vehicles right beside them. Sure, that's always a good idea.

Then the kids travel by "gyrosphere" past some giant dinosaurs.

And they end up at a Sea World kind of arena where a shark is fed to a giant amphibious dinosaur.

Bryce Dallas Howard explains how the scientists have created the first genetically modified hybrid dinosaur. This can only end badly. Where's Dr. Ian Malcolm when you need a witty one liner.

No problem, because here's Chris Pratt to take his place. "You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea."

"The wall's 40 feet high. You really think she climbed out?" Of course she climbed out you dumbass. If not, then where the hell is she?

It depends. What kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab. I'm sorry but this line is so corny and was totally mailed in by Pratt.

Evacuate the island! And here we go again.

Pratt finds a completely destroyed "gyrosphere" and a giant tooth in the wreckage.

The oft used blood dripping form the ceiling cliche, and hey! It's DK from Tokyo Drift!

She's a highly intelligent animal. She will kill anything that moves.

"Oh God..." The scientific equivalent of OH SHIT...

Of course Pratt ignores his own advice of "she will kill anything that moves," and starts running.

Remember Jeff Goldblum using the flare to distract the T-Rex in Jurassic Park? Wonder if this is the same thing Bryce Dallas Howard is doing.


Ty Simpkins (Iron Man 3) trying to be quiet.

Chris Pratt riding a motorcycle flanked by velociraptors. Okay, I'll admit. This is pretty cool...

All in all, it sounds like a lot of the same stuff with a new cast and a new dinosaur. I really loved the first one when it came out over 20 years ago. But the two sequels left a lot to be desired. So who knows how this one will do. Jurassic World hits theaters June 12, 2015.

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